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Intro Jokes

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The skip intro button on Netflix is so cool.

I wish Tinder had it too.

A guy walks intro a bar

The next guy ducks.

What's the file extension of the Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer intro?

.rar

Why is Ross from Friends always in the fountain in the intro?

Because he’s a Schwimmer

Was late to my first Fight Club last night

So missed the intro rules. Still Fight Club was brilliant and I'd highly recommend Fight Club.

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[NSFW] The Intro To A Porno

Delivery Man: "That'll be $29.95 please."

Girl: "Oh no! I don't have any money, how about you come in for a blow job?"

Delivery Man: "Uh... OK."

Girl's Brother: "Great!" *unzips pants*

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Why do so many Muslim students take Intro to Engineering?

They heard it was a great place to find 72 virgins.

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Coincidentally, my friend asked me if I knew who Pavlov was while I was taking my intro to Psychology class.

I told him: "yeah, that name rings a bell"

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There's this hot girl in my college writing class.

Her body is a 10, but her intro and conclusion need some work.

i was in a 3 person band called "Three-play"

It was named "Four-play", but we had to get rid of the keyboard player. He kept messing up the intro by trying to enter too early.

Apparently, it is rude to poke somebody in the forehead

and say "skip intro" when they start talking to you ....

Bubbles in bathtub

Old joke, repost:

A new lady teacher came to teach students. As it was the first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the students to introduce themselves with name and a hobby.

She said, Lets start first with boys.

Boys start giving their intro...

First boy: My name is...

What's the most annoying thing on /r/jokes?

What's the most annoying thing on /r/jokes?

People who post the joke intro twice.

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How many pornstars does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I skipped the intro.

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At the dinner table..

Dad: So how's college these days, kid? what classes are you taking?

Kid: Intro to linguistics. Ugh, it's a shitty course.

Dad: Language!

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What do pandas say on Halloween?

Bam-BOO!

That's the entire joke but this subreddit won't let me post such a short joke, so I'll tell a little story like one of those irritating-as-fuck internet recipe intros that gives WTMI.
My four year old is fascinated by finding the perfect joke. He'll often pick up on jokes from tv ...

so i started dating a girl and we wanted to have a "movie-off"...

we started with the saddest movies we could think of. i won with the intro to a certain little Pixar film. I really showed her up that night.

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Hey, it happens as you get older

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30 years ago I saw a sideshow that touted, "Harold, the Magnificent Jew"

Intrigued I paid the entrance fee and had a seat in a packed tent with about 50 others.

In the back of the tent was a table on a small stage. The sideshow barker came out with a large fellow in just a ...

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