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Potatos Jokes

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Say it with potatos

Well, there are a lot of reasons. I mean, roses only last like a couple weeks
and that's if you leave them in water. Also they really only exist to be pretty. That's like saying "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance", but a potato! Potatos last for fucking ever. In fa...

Q: Three potatos are standing on a corner. Which one is a hooker?

A: The one saying, "I-DA-HO."

In my old neighborhood, we lived next to a family of rich potatos...

...we went over to have dinner at their mansion, and you could tell there was tension in the air. The father tater was fuming and the mother tater looked distraught. The daughter tater who looked very upset, finally broke the silence and said, 'but I want to marry Sean Hannity, I want to!' The fathe...

How many potatos dose it take to kill an Irishman?

Zero

Potatos aren’t very attractive

...until they’ve been with someone appealing for a while.

What do you call two Scottish potatos who have just recived a rock as a prize?

Kilt tubers with won stone.

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