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I'm positively magnetic!

When I meet someone positive, I repel them!

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Donald Trump's presidency is already positively affecting the economy.

Alcohol sales have never been higher.

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How to look at life positively

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I'm positively delighted by funny internet memes.

So much so that I frequently can't even make it to the punch line without becoming giddy with laughter.

I suffer from, premature e-joke elation.

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My friend Dave just turned 30 and was positively distraught. He said, ‘I don’t want to get any older!’

... so I killed him

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