Morris had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation
The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and presented him with three envelopes number 1, 2 and 3. "Open these if you run up against a problem you don't think you can solve," the departing CEO said.
Things went along pretty smoothly, but six months later, sales took a downturn and...
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This is as good a day as any to post this old one...
An older catholic priest is sweeping up between the pews after mass when a very attractive scantily clad young woman rushes into the church. She is visibly upset as she runs up to the priest, holding her face in her hands and sobbing.
Although the priest noticed her ample physique and skim...
My friend Dave just turned 30 and was positively distraught. He said, ‘I don’t want to get any older!’
... so I killed him
Donald Trump's presidency is already positively affecting the economy.
Alcohol sales have never been higher.
I'm positively delighted by funny internet memes.
So much so that I frequently can't even make it to the punch line without becoming giddy with laughter.
I suffer from, premature e-joke elation.
How to look at life positively