Their ship, an aging minesweeping model, had wrecked off the coast of an uninhabited island. As the older veteran worked to build a makeshift camp, the younger soldier managed to salvage a radio, and quickly telegraphed an SOS with their coordinates.
To their surprise, a ship responded withi...
Scientists now think cats originated on Mars. NASA was set to retrieve a specimen confirming this,
...but curiosity killed it.
My wife is a paralegal and said there's no such thing as "paralegal jokes," here's my attempt: How many paralegals does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Four. One to screw in the bulb, one to log the bulb paperwork into the system, one to draft a summary on the changing of the bulb, and one to submit a report confirming the other two submitted their reports.
Scientists have finally been confirming Einstein's theory about space
It's about time too
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Two men are fishing one day, when the game warden approaches them and asked to see their fishing licenses.
One man takes off running at a full sprint, and instinctively the warden chases after him.
He chased the man over a hill and through a field, around the lake, and through the town, until finally he catches up with him.
“Aha! Gotcha! Now show me your fishing license!”
Mary Poppins was traveling home, but due to worsening weather, she decided to stop at a hotel for the night. She approached the receptionist and asked for a room for the night.
"Certainly madam," he replied courteously.
"Is the restaurant open still?" inquired Mary.