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A history student was so enamored with Ancient Rome that he decided to become a Roman himself. His friends weren’t very supportive. They kept telling him to get with the times,

New Roman.

You’d think the Catholic Church would be more supportive of condom use...

Less DNA evidence.

My asian parents are actually very supportive of my career path

They let me pick which medical school I'm going to

A man and his wife go into the delivery room to give birth. The doctor says, “we have this new machine, where by the flip of a switch, the father can bear some of the pain to ease the mother. Want to try?” The every supportive husband says “sure.”

So, the doctor sets it to 10% and asks the husband how he feels.

“Fine. You can turn it up.”

Surprised, the doctor goes to 20%.

“More. This is easy”

Soon enough, the doctor goes to 30%, then 40, 50, 60, all the way to 100%. “I’ve never gone past the 25% mark” says the d...

I turned up for my new job at the local police station today ....

but they arent very supportive. All the could say was "you arent qualified", "why are you naked" and "we can't catch him because he is covered in baby oil"

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When I came out to my dad, he was surprisingly supportive!

He's not homophobic or anything, it's just the closest he's ever come to child support.

I'm new to BDSM, but my girlfriend is really supportive...

She said she'd show me the ropes.

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My wife went into labour today and she said I was the least supportive person ever

"Push, come on darling, push, one last push," I shouted.

"Can we leave the park now and get to the fucking hospital!" She raged holding her stomach

Millennial milestone: I finally moved out of my parents and moved in with my girlfriend. Her parents were supportive, too...

They even let us bring food upstairs.

What does Reddit call it when a man is supportive of a woman during hard times?

Simpathy.

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I recently came out to my parents as asexual. They were very supportive.

My dad responded: "That's great son, you do you"

Efficient hitmen are often very friendly and supportive.

They leave nobody behind.

My girlfriend is really supportive but she's not very bright. One time, during a fight, I asked her "What's your IQ, anyway?!"

She shouted back defiantly "20/20!"

I can't believe how supportive my wife was after telling her I was going to take a second wife

She said it was bigamy.

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I’ve been depressed, lately, because I’m in my thirties and don’t have a girlfriend

My friends have tried to be supportive.

My wife has been a real jerk about the whole thing.

The US Government will be very supportive of NASA's efforts to put humans on Mars.

The only thing NASA has to do is declare war on Mars!

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This joke got me fired when I worked as a cook. Credit goes to Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling

A husband goes to his wife and says “You’re either going hunting with me, sucking my cock or I’m fucking you in the ass. I’m gonna go get the dogs ready and I’ll be back for your answer.”

After a bit of time, he returns to his wife who defiantly says to him “I’m not going hunting and there’s...

What do you call a Supportive Canine?

A Golden Believer

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