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Ports Jokes

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Beach residents near the cruise ship ports are enjoying the visually noticeable cleaner water.

No shit.

Why do they refer to network ports as female?

Because when they stop talking to you, you never know why.

If USB ports could talk, they'd only ask one question.

Is it in yet?

An Afghan escaping from Taliban walks in through the Pakistani border...

He is immediately stopped by Pakistani border patrol agents and asked to identify himself. He stops and says he's the Minister of Ports & Shipping of Afghanistan.

Paxtani border officer: "But there is no sea in Afghanistan. How can you be the Minister of Ports & Shipping?"

Afg...

The portly bald wizard just made a basketball appear out of thin air.

He must be a sportscaster.

I think EA should make a game about the maritime shipping industry

EA Ports

Why did Rockstar choose to invest in a Harbour when diversifying their assets?

Because their ports are always a disaster!

Why is it windy at the Airport?

Because it is where all the air ports.

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Young mans first-ever around-the-world cruise

A young sailor about to go on his first-ever around-the-world cruise, visits his grandfather, a retired Admiral.

“Gramps, I’m so excited to go on my first cruise,” he says.

“Well, son, let me see your pack so I can make sure you’re taking everything you need,” says the grandfather.
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January, 1774. Revolution stirs in the English colonies.

January, 1774. Revolution stirs in the English colonies. Just last month a rebel group called the Sons of Liberty caused a ruckus in Boston about tea being taxed too high. Tax collectors tarred and feathered. High anti royalist sentiment. William Cotillion, King George's personal advisor to the colo...

Kinda nerdy IT thing that escaped my mouth today at work...

I'd set up a server and tested everything internally. I was able to visit pages on the apache server, and make calls to the tomcat rest api servlet just fine.

However, when I tried external tests nothing worked. I checked, rechecked and verified the firewall was allowing the correct ports t...

Why does the Nintendo switch come with a dock?

Because of all the ports

(Told to me by my wife)

Did you hear Apple is going into the wine business?

Their vineyard will produce every varietal of wine... except ports.

Did you know that Samsung also manufacture hangar ships?

Must be because of all their ports left Open.

(l8 to the party i know)

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2 aliens patrolling the universe looking for intelligent life.

There are these 2 aliens, one new and one seasoned regarding searching the universe for intelligent life.

They come across earth and decide to land out of all places the desert. They are walking for what seems like miles in search of any intelligent life when they come across a gas station.<...

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