I recently subscribed to Asian Maritime History Monthly...

but haven't received a single issue. Then I remembered I had "No junk mail" on my door.

This is the worst, super specific pun I've come up with so far.

Maritime Imperial Unit Puns

You can’t even fathom how many there are

TIL that, in 1917, England mistook an Italian maritime transport for a German one, so they attacked it.

Whoops, wrong sub.

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What was FDR's most famous maritime obscenity law?

The Nude Eel.

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A Maritimer in a bar once asked me if I had ever tried Moosehead.

I said "No, but I've had some pretty grizzly pussy in my day."

Why is it a good thing to study oceanic trade routes?

Because you’ll have a maritime (merry time)!

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