Oly and Lena were driving to Minneapolis for their honeymoon. Oly put his hand on Lena's thigh and she said, "We're married now so you can go farder if you want."
So Oly drove to Duluth.
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Norwegian Virgin Wedding
Olaf Swenson, out in his pasture in northern Minnesota, took a lightning-quick kick from a cow...right in his crotch; writhing in agony, he fell to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said, "How bad is it Doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next veek and my fiance...
A boy from Duluth, Minnesota named Lars had heard stories of an amazing family tradition. It seem that his father, grandfather and great grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 21st birthdays, to the boat club across the lake for their first legal drink.
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