A golfer is walking down the road carrying his clubs when he sees an Arab being held up at gunpoint. He pulls out a wedge and smashes it over the back of the robber's head, knocking him unconscious.
"You probably saved my life," says the grateful Arab. "I am a member of the Saudi Royal Family...
Two pools of vomit walk into a bar...
One goes straight to the bathroom, while the other orders a couple of drinks.
When the first one comes back, he sees his friend staring at the floor with a tear in his eye.
"What's wrong, Spewurt?", he asks.
"Oh it's nothing, Heave." his friend replies. "I was just feeling a bit...
How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside them
An atheist dies and goes to hell
The devil welcomes him and says:"Let me show you around a little bit." They walk through a nice park with green trees and the devil shows him a huge palace. "This is your house now, here are your keys." The man is happy and thanks the devil. The devil says:"No need to say thank you, everyone gets a ...
People who post quotes like "I like to cry when it is raining because no one would see my tears" are also the ones
who pee in swimming pools.