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Golf Player and Saudi Prince

A golfer is walking down the road carrying his clubs when he sees an Arab being held up at gunpoint. He pulls out a wedge and smashes it over the back of the robber's head, knocking him unconscious.

"You probably saved my life," says the grateful Arab. "I am a member of the Saudi Royal Family...

Two pools of vomit walk into a bar...

One goes straight to the bathroom, while the other orders a couple of drinks.

When the first one comes back, he sees his friend staring at the floor with a tear in his eye.

"What's wrong, Spewurt?", he asks.

"Oh it's nothing, Heave." his friend replies. "I was just feeling a bit...

How are women like swimming pools?

They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside them

An atheist dies and goes to hell

The devil welcomes him and says:"Let me show you around a little bit." They walk through a nice park with green trees and the devil shows him a huge palace. "This is your house now, here are your keys." The man is happy and thanks the devil. The devil says:"No need to say thank you, everyone gets a ...

People who post quotes like "I like to cry when it is raining because no one would see my tears" are also the ones

who pee in swimming pools.

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