Did you hear about the Brazilian percussionist who was severely injured in a conga line?

He made a maraca-ulous recovery.



It came to me while in the elevator. I’m sorry.

Do you know the funniest part of doing an office conga-line?

When you look back and realise you’re doing it alone and you’re not in an office, you’re in a psychiatric hospital.

I got banned from a conga competition the other day...

I was way out of line!

What’s 30 metres long and has no hair?

A conga line at a cancer clinic

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What's 60 feet long and stinks of piss?

A conga in an old people's home

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