Did you hear about the Brazilian percussionist who was severely injured in a conga line?

He made a maraca-ulous recovery.

It came to me while in the elevator. I’m sorry.

I got banned from a conga competition the other day...

I was way out of line!

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What's 60 feet long and stinks of piss?

A conga in an old people's home

What 20 meters long and bald?

The conga line at the cancer department.

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