Did you hear about the Brazilian percussionist who was severely injured in a conga line?

He made a maraca-ulous recovery.

It came to me while in the elevator. I’m sorry.

I got banned from a conga competition the other day...

I was way out of line!

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What's 60 foot long and stinks of piss?

A geriatric conga line

What 20 meters long and bald?

The conga line at the cancer department.

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Sex Addict

Steve walks into a psychiatrists office. "I'm a sex addict doctor. Every women I see I imagine them naked and I imagine having sex with them...except for my wife. I have no sexual feeling for her at all. Please help me doctor, I still love my wife very much.
The doctor responds, " Please, call me...

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