Did you hear about the Brazilian percussionist who was severely injured in a conga line?
He made a maraca-ulous recovery.
It came to me while in the elevator. I’m sorry.
After 20 years, I finally managed to teach rodents how to dance.
When I asked my colleagues what they thought, all they had to say to me was, "Conga rats."
I got banned from a conga competition the other day...
I was way out of line!
What’s 30 metres long and has no hair?
A conga line at a cancer clinic
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
What's 60 foot long and stinks of piss?
A geriatric conga line
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