Bottom line, you're really paying for them to just go away
A mariachi band was in a car accident..
Unfortunately some of the instruments were damaged and the band members injured. Don’t worry, they made a maracaless recovery.
What did the Captain yell when he saw the mariachi band?
A BAND ON SHIP
A Mexican, an American, and a Chinese are in a plane.
A Mexican man, an American man, and a Chinese man are in a plane. All of a sudden the plane starts to go down because there is too much weight. The 3 men decide to throw away some of the things in the plane. They each throw away things that there are lots of in their country. The Chinese man say "I ...
What do you call a mariachi band with one member?
A Juan man band.
My wife said I never do anything romantic for her
I responded: The hell I don't! I'd serenade you but I'm two men short of a mariachi band!
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