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Mariachi Jokes

Mariachi bands are like hookers.

Bottom line, you're really paying for them to just go away

A mariachi band was in a car accident..

Unfortunately some of the instruments were damaged and the band members injured. Don’t worry, they made a maracaless recovery.

What did the Captain yell when he saw the mariachi band?

A BAND ON SHIP

What do you call a mariachi band with one member?

A Juan man band.

My wife said I never do anything romantic for her

I responded: The hell I don't! I'd serenade you but I'm two men short of a mariachi band!
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