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Tango Jokes

It takes two to tango

But it takes nine to line dance

An old couple decides to play the devil's tango once more, like during their golden years.

The woman asks in a shaky voice : "Talk dirty to me !"

And the old man to go :

"I shat myself !"

Why were the tangerine and the mango so romantic?

Together, they tango

So, I had a commanding officer from Australia

Of course I used this fact to make stereotypical jokes and stuff.
He seemed rather calm towards it.
But two weeks later I realised I'm only one who was transfered between different squads.
And they were:
Charlie;
Uniform;
November;
Tango.

I haven't been able to have any orange soda since my wife left me

It takes 2 to Tango

Coca Cola employees can't dance...

But they can Tango.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

The police

I got pulled over by the police after a night of drinking, doing drugs, and dancing.
He looked at my number plate and said "whiskey, charlie, tango"
I thought "how the fuck did he know that!"

A flight dispatcher

Watches a plane somehow manage to spin on the tarmac and land tail end forwards. Fight tango victor foxtrot, what the hell is going on? He shouts into the microphone, let me speak to the captain!

The c....c.... captain is drunk, comes the reply.

Then give me the second pilot.

He...

A hippopotamus walks into a bar. He buys a drink for the rabbit on the bar stool. She bats her eyes at him. He asks for a dance..

The rabbit says "tango?"

He says "nope.... Lets do Hip Hop!"

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