An old couple decides to play the devil's tango once more, like during their golden years.
The woman asks in a shaky voice : "Talk dirty to me !"
And the old man to go :
"I shat myself !"
So, I had a commanding officer from Australia
Of course I used this fact to make stereotypical jokes and stuff. He seemed rather calm towards it. But two weeks later I realised I'm only one who was transfered between different squads. And they were: Charlie; Uniform; November; Tango.
Why were the tangerine and the mango so romantic?
Together, they tango
It takes two to tango
But it takes nine to line dance
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I got pulled over by the police after a night of drinking, doing drugs, and dancing. He looked at my number plate and said "whiskey, charlie, tango" I thought "how the fuck did he know that!"
I haven't been able to have any orange soda since my wife left me
It takes 2 to Tango
Coca Cola employees can't dance...
But they can Tango.
A hippopotamus walks into a bar. He buys a drink for the rabbit on the bar stool. She bats her eyes at him. He asks for a dance..
The rabbit says "tango?"
He says "nope.... Lets do Hip Hop!"