When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Les' wife, Sue, wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress!
Shocked by this, Jim, upon trying to sit back up again, hit...
A man came home from a poker game...
A man came home from a poker game late one night and found his hideous harpy of a wife waiting for him with a rolling pin. "Where the hell have you been?" she asked. "You'll have to pack all your things, dear," he ad-libbed. "I've just lost you in a card game." "How did you manage to do that?" "I...
Why wasn't the cat invited to the poker game?
Because it was a cheetah.
Poker game
I was playing poker with my friends Robin and Drake and some of their distant cousins.
There was this one chick who won almost every hand.
I can't be sure but I suspect fowl play.
Why did the vampire get nervous during the poker game?
His opponent had just raised the stakes.
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I treat my poker games like i wipe my ass
I never fold 'cause i enjoy the risk
When does a strip poker game start getting good?
When somebody's got a big pair showin'.
Jerry Seinfeld at a Poker game:
“What’s the deal?”
Why does Queen Elizabeth’s toilet do so well in poker games?
Because it’s got a royal flush.
Which deck of cards does Professor Oak use for his poker games?
His poker decks.
Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?
Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.
Did u hear about the leper poker game?
everyone threw their hands in
What did one bird say to the other bird when he played five aces in a poker game?
Cheat, cheat, cheat.
Entering a friend's home for his weekly poker game, Slick is amazed to see a dog sitting at the table.
He's even more surprised when the dog wins the first hand with a full house, and takes the second with a royal flush. "This is unreal," Slick says after the dog wins the next two hands. "He's got to be only dog in the world that can play like that." "Aw, he's not so great," says the host. "The...
Did you hear about the weekly poker game with Vasco da Gama, Christopher Columbus, Leif Erikson, and Francisco Pizarro?
They can never seem to beat the Straights of Magellan.
Go tell Mrs. Smith . . .
Six retired Floridian men were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when Mr. Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table.
Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continue playing, but standing up.
At the end of the game, Mr. Jones...
A man wins a neighborhood door prize.
it's a toilet brush, and a week later, some of the guys invited him him to their weekly poker game. While there, one of them asks, "Hey Ollie, how's that toilet brush, the one you won from us neighbors?" Ollie responds, "Well, it works real good, but I prefer toilet paper."
Decided to eat some chips yesterday
Apparently that's "super weird" and "completely inappropriate at a poker game"
A family got a new Lie Detector Machine
The Machine Would buzz whenever a lie was told, so the Father decided to test it out at Dinner. The father asked,
"What did you do with your lunch money today at school,son?"
" I just bought lunch"
The Machine buzzed, and the kid starting sweating as the Mom and Dad looked a...
Two old men where sitting at the chess table playing
When one of them moved the queen and said "Check"
"What?"
"Check"
"What do you want me to check?"
"No, I'll pick up the check."
"Did you say you needed to get your hearing checked?"
"Sure, let's play checkers!"
And that's how the poker game tu...
A Guy Gets Home From Playing Poker....
...and says to his wife, "Pack your bags. I just lost you to Frank in a Poker game."
She indignantly exclaims, "How could you do such a thing?"
"It wasn't easy," he replied. "I had to fold a full house."
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Randolph the Bow-Legged Cowboy
You know George Armstrong Custer And Frank James and Zorro, Buffalo Billy, Red Ryder, and Tonto But do you recall The most famous cowboy of all?
Randolph, the bow-legged cowboy Had a very shiny gun And if you ever saw it You would drop your pants and run
All of th...
A cop pulls over a car during a traffic check
A cop pulls over a car during a traffic check and as he's asking the driver for his credentials, he spots three penguins sitting in the backseat.
"Sir, what are you doing with three penguins in your car?" asked the cop.
"That's a funny story." answered the man, "I won these off of a fr...
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