Mufasa: Everything the light touches, is our kingdom. Simba: What about that shadowy pla-?
Mufasa: Did I fucking stutter?
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Genie in the bottle
A Ukrainian named Boyko finds a magical lantern.
He rubs it and a genie pops out.
Genie: Thank you for freeing me from my prison. I grant you three wishes
After some contemplation Boyko says, I want the Chinese People’s Liberation Army to invade Ukraine with devastating power...
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I 3D printed a tree branch today
It's PLA stick
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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
In a crowded bar, a drunk man enters and calls out one of the customers:
\- Hey you! I've been at your mother's place before, and I fucked her good! everyone looks shocked at the guy but he was just sipping his Scotch in peace. The man leaves and arrives after 30 minutes, saying to the same guy:
\- Hey you! I fucked your mom so good that she still hasn't recovered...
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