Mufasa: Everything the light touches, is our kingdom. Simba: What about that shadowy pla-?
Mufasa: Did I fucking stutter?
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
In a crowded bar, a drunk man enters and calls out one of the customers:
\- Hey you! I've been at your mother's place before, and I fucked her good! everyone looks shocked at the guy but he was just sipping his Scotch in peace. The man leaves and arrives after 30 minutes, saying to the same guy:
\- Hey you! I fucked your mom so good that she still hasn't recovered...
I 3D printed a tree branch today
It's PLA stick