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Some of my favourite cat jokes

What's a cats favourite colour? **Purr-ple!**

What do you call a cat who drinks lemonade? **A Sour-Puss!**

What is a cats favourite car? **A Cat-illac!**

What is a cat's favourite day of the week? **Caturday!**

What's a black cat's favorite color?

Purr-ple.

What do you call an injured gang member?

a *crip*ple

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Four Nuns Go To Confessional

Four nuns go to confessional. The first nun goes in and says, “Dear Father, I have sinned; I have laid my eyes on a man penis.”
The priest says, “Dear child, do 10 Hail Marys and wash your eyes in the basin of holy water and all will be forgiven.”

The next nun goes in and confesses, “Fathe...

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