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Ple Jokes

What's a cheetahs favourite colour?

**Purrr-ple!**

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Some of my favourite cat jokes

What's a cats favourite colour? **Purr-ple!**

What do you call a cat who drinks lemonade? **A Sour-Puss!**

What is a cats favourite car? **A Cat-illac!**

What is a cat's favourite day of the week? **Caturday!**

What's a black cat's favorite color?

Purr-ple.

What do you call an injured gang member?

a *crip*ple
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