What did Harry say to Hermione when she lent him a galleon?

Thanks for the gold kind Granger!

What’s type of boat does the metric system hate?

Galleons

Did you hear the one about the captain's lucky shirt?

So a pirate captain is walking along the deck of his ship, when all of a sudden the crier in the crows-nest yells "Spanish treasure ship getting within range!"

So the captain rallies his men, and calls to his first mate "First mate, get me my lucky red shirt". The captain puts the shirt on an...

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