Once upon a time, Spanish galleon was sent to rescue some farmers and their cows in a settlement...

...they arrived on schedule and picked up the farmers and their cows, which took up half of the cargo hold. As the journey continued, they miked the cows, eventually filling up the remainder of the hold with various dairy products.

Finally, they reached their destination, but before they wer...

An English man of war was a three-decked warship. A Spanish man of war was a galleon.

But the Portuguese man of war is a jellyfish.

What did Harry say to Hermione when she lent him a galleon?

Thanks for the gold kind Granger!

What do you call a ship carrying dairy cows?

A Galleon of Milk

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A new Swabbie joins a Pirate's crew.

A new Swabbie joins a Pirate's crew. He goes to the Captain's quarters and meets the Pirate Captain. He's a grizzled man with a peg leg, a hook hand, and an eye patch.

Swabbie: Ahoy Captain, it's looks like you've had quite the history.

Cpt: Aye, I've been sailing these seven seas sinc...

How much oil did Christopher Columbus need to reach America?

3 Galleons.

What’s type of boat does the metric system hate?

Galleons

Did you hear the one about the captain's lucky shirt?

So a pirate captain is walking along the deck of his ship, when all of a sudden the crier in the crows-nest yells "Spanish treasure ship getting within range!"

So the captain rallies his men, and calls to his first mate "First mate, get me my lucky red shirt". The captain puts the shirt on an...

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