Pirating Jokes - 5 Hilarious Pirating Jokes

How did Metallica get people to stop pirating their music?

They stopped releasing anything worth listening to.

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My parents saw me pirating movies and asked if I ever use Netflix.

I said, of course, I always usenet flicks!

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Why is pirating so addictive?

Once you lose your first hand, you get hooked.

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I'm launching a pirating website.

It has two games: a treasure hunting game called "X Marrrrrrks the Spot" and a naval warfare game called "Take No Prisonerrrrrrs." It also has lots of free movies you can download and watch.

All the movies have 3.14 stars.

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I love pirating music!

"What Should We Do with a Drunken Sailor?" is my all-time favorite song

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