A man gets caught stealing supplies to build a fence, what is he charged with?

Criminal offences

Let us all take a moment and remember those good old days.

When stepping outside the home wasn't considered a criminal offence.

I live in a small town and we only have two police officers

Yet I was still unlucky enough to be pulled over.

There I was, lying face-down on the pavement in a puddle of my own puke with a bottle next to me, car door open.

'hey there, having a good night I see. could you please stand up for me sir?'

I obliged.

'right. Now I'm goi...

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