Piracy Jokes

I mean, have you tried playing guitar with a hook?

The studio blames their poor numbers off the series glorifying piracy.

Now, I steal cars AND movies.

The Warez

Probably because it's written by George Arrrrr Arrrrr Martin

He took a ship.

It's because they sale'd the seven Cs.

"What's a pirate's favourite crime?"

"Arrrrson," I said, chuckling at my cleverness.

"You idiot," he replied, "it's obviously Piracy."

Dear Mr Redbeard,

It has come to our attention that you have been illegally duplicating and reselling copywrited movies without permission.

As such, and utilising the full jurisdiction of the Federal Communications Authority, you are subpoenaed to appear before the Federal Supreme Cour... read more

Dear Sir,

this is the federal prosecutor's office, informing you that you've been convicted and charged on seven counts of piracy

A Buck an Ear?


That's Piracy, man.

but I don't believe in cons' piracy theories.

Judge says Pantomime to Tyrancy was Tantamount to Piracy.

A letter of marque and reprisal, which granted treatment as a prisoner of war if captured, provided the former pirate turn over a proportion of his prizes to the issuing government. Used as a convenient way for otherwise underprepared belligerent nations to expand their navies in times of war, lette... read more

In the not too distant future, web censorship is pervasive; speech and freedom are strangers to one another; while pirates sail the seas with impunity, digital pirates are incarcerated by the busload.

Anyone who speaks out against this ban on open-dialogue or the free-sharing-of-ideas is grou... read more