I mean, have you tried playing guitar with a hook?
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If i have fish and you are hungry and I offer you my fish - That's generosity... If i have fish and you are hungry and you eat it without my permission - That's stealing.. If i have fish and 5000 of you are hungry and i make 5000 copies of the fish and all of us eat contently - I am fukin Jes...
Aldi recently copied Lidl's idea to reduce their prices on courgettes, cucumbers, carrots, celery, celeriac, cabbage and cauliflower, and now they're being fined for breaking piracy laws.
It's because they sale'd the seven Cs.
Ken Burns has revealed the title of his documentary about software piracy:
This season of Game of Thrones set new records for Piracy
Probably because it's written by George Arrrrr Arrrrr Martin
Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?
He took a ship.
I listen to Anti-Piracy videos...
Now, I steal cars AND movies.
Probably done before: What's a pirate's LEAST favourite letter?
Dear Mr Redbeard,
It has come to our attention that you have been illegally duplicating and reselling copywrited movies without permission.
As such, and utilising the full jurisdiction of the Federal Communications Authority, you are subpoenaed to appear before the Federal Supreme Cour...
My brother did one like that after a long string of pirate jokes.
"What's a pirate's favourite crime?"
"Arrrrson," I said, chuckling at my cleverness.
"You idiot," he replied, "it's obviously Piracy."
The man who saved Reddit
In the not too distant future, web censorship is pervasive; speech and freedom are strangers to one another; while pirates sail the seas with impunity, digital pirates are incarcerated by the busload.
Anyone who speaks out against this ban on open-dialogue or the free-sharing-of-ideas is grou...
Was shopping at the grocery store and I saw that an ear of corn was a dollar
A Buck an Ear?
That's Piracy, man.
what's a pirate's least favorite letter?
this is the federal prosecutor's office, informing you that you've been convicted and charged on seven counts of piracy
Activists Sued for Copyright Violation after portraying Trump as Jafar in Aladdin Stage Show.
Judge says Pantomime to Tyrancy was Tantamount to Piracy.
What is a pirate's favorite letter
A letter of marque and reprisal, which granted treatment as a prisoner of war if captured, provided the former pirate turn over a proportion of his prizes to the issuing government. Used as a convenient way for otherwise underprepared belligerent nations to expand their navies in times of war, lette...
Some inmates claimed Blackbeard was best...
but I don't believe in cons' piracy theories.