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Pickers Jokes

Here's a joke for the lock pickers

A key that opens any lock is a master key but a lock that opens with any key is a masterlock

What do prize winning competitive mushroom pickers eat in the morning?

Breakfast of Champignons

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Back in the late 1800's when bananas first started gaining popularity in the United States, banana groves weren't the safest of places. There were monkeys pooping all over, porcupines, venomous spiders and snakes in the groves. This caused problems not just for the pickers, but for consumers as well

Anyway Americans started demanding that their bananas be inspected before being imported, so the banana companies started placing stickers on bunches of bananas to indicate they were safe to eat. Of course the banana companies were still cutting corners. The groves still had monkeys, porcupines, sna...

What do toddlers and plastic surgeons have in common?

They're both nose pickers.

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Why is there cotton in pill bottles?

To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.

What is the Jolly Green Giant most afraid of?

Avocado pickers

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