Crusher Jokes - 5 Hilarious Crusher Jokes

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

It was soda pressing.

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I'm feeling sad because I went to the supermarket today for the sale they had on ginger ale but they were dumping all their stock into a hydraulic crusher out back.

It was soda pressing.

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Is being a car crusher operator a dangerous job?

No, became they are never under pressure.

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My roommate just got crusher by a lot of books

I guess he’s only got his shelf to blame

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Husband: My wife is missing. She went to rescue people from the flood yesterday and has not come home ...

Sergeant at Police Station:
What is her height?

Husband:
Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

Sergeant:
Weight?

Husband:
Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant:
Color of eyes?

Husband:
Sort of brown I think. Never really ...

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