They meet with the police chief who says, "I'm going to show you a side mugshot of a man and you need to tell me something interesting about him."
He shows the picture to the first blonde and she says, "He's only got one eye". The police chief...
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Amazon’s facial recognition matched 28 members of Congress to criminal mugshots
Now they just have to fine tune it a bit to pick up the other five hundred and seven.
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After I was arrested, my ex-wife decided to hang a picture of my mugshot on the wall in her living room.
But she still won’t admit she framed me.
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A man was arrested for firing a gun into a kitchen.
First he took a potshot then he got a mugshot.
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There once was a prisoner drinking vodka out of a coffee cup.
That was his mugshot.
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3 blonde friends were were training to become detectives
3 blonde friends were were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, the head cop shows the first blonde a mugshot for 5 seconds and hides it.
Cop: This is your suspect, how would you recognize him? Blonde 1: That's easy, he only has one eye. Cop: Wel...
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A man was framed for a crime
It was a damn good photo of his mugshot
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Maria Sharipova has been banned from tennis for 2 years
There's a sign at every court with her mugshot that says "do not serve this woman".
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3 blondes want to join the police force...
They all go to the police station for an interview to become policewomen. The policeman conducting the interview tells them for this part of the interview I’ll hold up a mug shot of a man for 5 seconds and then ask you to tell me a distinctive feature you remember. He shows the first blonde the mug ...
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A Czech joke translation
Since we're all translating jokes, this is one I heard when I lived in Prague. FYI, it was a big hit when I told it in Sweden using Norway as the other country.
So an incredibly nefarious criminal escapes from prison in the Czech Republic. Rumor is he went across the border to Slovakia. So th...
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I once slept through a burglary.
Next thing I know they're taking mugshots.
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The police chief is interviewing applicants for a detective job.
The chief says to the three applicants "Alright, one of the most important things for a detective is to have good observational skills, so I'm going to give you all a little test. You'll each get a photo to examine for just five seconds, then you have to tell me what you notice about the subject's a...
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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
Franz was reading his book on death row...
It was the ‘storm of the century’. On death row, Franz was reading his religious texts, looking for God, even as the inmates of the neighbouring cells were having an explosive argument about who should get to shower first. ’14 days to execution’, Franz thought, as he physically and mentally trembled...
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