Mugshot Jokes

They'd be called CELLFIES

I'll see myself out.

And we're looking for jobs as detectives.

They meet with the police chief who says, "I'm going to show you a side mugshot of a man and you need to tell me something interesting about him."

He shows the picture to the first blonde and she says, "He's only got one eye". The police chief... read more

Now they just have to fine tune it a bit to pick up the other five hundred and seven.

But she still won’t admit she framed me.

First he took a potshot then he got a mugshot.

That was his mugshot.

3 blonde friends were were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, the head cop shows the first blonde a mugshot for 5 seconds and hides it.

Cop: This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?
Blonde 1: That's easy, he only has one eye.
Cop: Wel... read more

It was a damn good photo of his mugshot

There's a sign at every court with her mugshot that says "do not serve this woman".

They all go to the police station for an interview to become policewomen. The policeman conducting the interview tells them for this part of the interview I’ll hold up a mug shot of a man for 5 seconds and then ask you to tell me a distinctive feature you remember. He shows the first blonde the mug ... read more

Since we're all translating jokes, this is one I heard when I lived in Prague. FYI, it was a big hit when I told it in Sweden using Norway as the other country.

So an incredibly nefarious criminal escapes from prison in the Czech Republic. Rumor is he went across the border to Slovakia. So th... read more

Next thing I know they're taking mugshots.

The chief says to the three applicants "Alright, one of the most important things for a detective is to have good observational skills, so I'm going to give you all a little test. You'll each get a photo to examine for just five seconds, then you have to tell me what you notice about the subject's a... read more