What phone service does the Empire use?

AT-AT

What is the fastest cell phone service provider?

Sprint.

I'll see myself out.

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A man goes to the unemployment office to complain about there phone service "It's just not good enough, i called all day yesturday and nobody answered"...

"What number did you call ?" The lady behind the front desk asks "08001730" the man says.
"That's our opening and closing times' she replies..

`Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked?

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked? No shirt, no shoes, no service.

A traveling salesman was driving through the countryside when his car broke down.

Without phone service, he walked a couple miles to a farm house where he knocked on the door.

The old farmer answered and the salesman told him of his situation.

The farmer says. "It's getting late, but your welcome to spend the night. We'll call the tow truck in the morning.
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Google knows!

Subject: Today's Reality


CALLER: Is this Gordon's Pizza?


GOOGLE: No sir, it's Google Pizza.


CALLER: I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry.


GOOGLE: No sir, Google bought Gordon’s Pizza last month.


CALLER: OK. I would like to order a ...

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A Wall Street stockbroker decides to go off the grid completely

He’s had enough of that dog eat dog lifestyle and the stress and rat race of NYC.

So he buys a cabin in a remote part of the Adirondacks. Closest neighbor is miles away on a neighboring mountain. Pure solitude, nature, zero cell phone service, no electricity.

Months go by and he has ze...

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