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Pedicures Jokes

What do you call someone addicted to Pedicures?

A Clipped toe maniac

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I treated the wife to one of those fish pedicures and I must say I was very pleased with the result.

Those piranhas don't about.

Why don’t cows get pedicures?

Because they lack toes!

What do you call someone obsessed with procuring free pedicures?

A clip-toe-maniac
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