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Raindrop Jokes

A mother has three sons who have unusual names.

After getting picked on at school for being called Feather, the oldest son approaches his mother one day and asks,
"Mum, why is my name feather?"
Mum replies. "That's because when we left the hospital, a feather landed on your head."

A few years later, the second son approaches his mot...

What did the rogue snowflake say to the abused raindrop who was unaware of his powers?

Yer a blizzard Harry

There was a lady with 3 sons, named Rain, Snow and Brick

Rain asked his mom, “Why is my name ‘Rain’?”
“Because a raindrop fell on your head when you were born.”
Then Snow asked his mom, “Why is my name ‘Snow’?”
“Because a snowflake fell on your head when you were born.”
Then Brick asked his mom, “NYANYANYANYA”

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Shaggy dog story…

Rudolf, the high ranking communist and his wife are asleep in their dacha outside Moscow. A noise on roof wakes her up. Wife says ‘there’s something moving around on our roof. I heard a plop then a clink‘.

Rudolf says ‘don’t worry dear, it’s just the first large raindrops’. Wife mumbles uncon...

Rain doesn't fall...

... raindrops!

Jokes for 6 year olds?

I am looking for some jokes for kids (6-8) year olds.

For example:

* Two tomatoes are walking across the road when a car drives over one of them. The other turns around and says "Hurry up ketchup!"

* Two raindrops were falling from the sky, busy talking together whe...

A charity single has been released in aid of Pakistan flood relief...

Raindrops keep falling on Ahmed.

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