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What do you call it when the guy who does your shiatsu is a male chauvinist pig?

Massage-ony.

What is hot, moves in a circular motion, has balls, and makes a woman feel amazing?

A heated shiatsu food massager. Get your mind out of the gutter.

Great present by the way...so much happy.

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