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Pedicures Jokes

What do you call someone addicted to Pedicures?

A Clipped toe maniac

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A man with a got a job giving women pedicures...

Sounds obvious, right? Probably happens all the time.

However, this particular was really bad at controlling himself and concealing his intentions. One day he was in the process of painting a woman's toes, but he took a bit too much pleasure in it, as doing so gave him an erection so...

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I treated the wife to one of those fish pedicures and I must say I was very pleased with the result.

Those piranhas don't about.

Why don’t cows get pedicures?

Because they lack toes!

What do you call someone obsessed with procuring free pedicures?

A clip-toe-maniac

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