What do you do if you can't find a cobbler?

You get the baker to fix your choux.

I've been told I can eat more pastries than anyone else.

Well, if the choux fits...

The man who makes the giant eclairs at our local patisserie is retiring next month.

There'll be some big chouxs to fill when he goes.

A man comes into a bakery and asks the baker "Hey, I've come here a lot and really like your eclairs, what do you do that makes them so special?"

The baker tells him, and the man leaves, with a very confused look on his face.

The next day, his wife comes in to the bakery outraged, and starts shouting at the baker "Sir, what did you tell my husband about your eclairs that made him bake with his finest dress shoes on! He spilled the bat...

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