Epidural Jokes

I have a lower back tattoo, and in the delivery room they absolutely refused to give me an epidural (or any pain meds at all).

I asked if the tattoo was the reason, and the anesthesiologist said “no, it’s because your wife is the one giving birth, not you, sir.”

I was like, ‘Thanks, but I already picked a name.'

...once the Epidural kicked in.”

After about a month, the couple gets their bill from the hospital. They are shocked to find out the bill is $67,000, and they have no idea how they're going to pay. Among all the line items is a $9,000 charge for something marked only as "Love", which both the husband and the wife are confused about... read more