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My boss said I was going to see a big increase on my Payslip this month...

... He increased the font size.
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In the old days when everyone got paid in cash for their work, Frank was walking to the pub to meet up with his friends when he found an envelope with someone's payslip and entire wages for the week.

His face was angry when he got inside the pub. His friends asked him what was wrong.

“What’s wrong?” He exclaimed. “ What’s wrong is that I just found an entire pay packet.”

“Sucks for them, but good for you. What wrong with that, though?”

“Look at how much tax they had to pay.”
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My boss asked me to start the presentation with a joke.

So I showed everyone my payslip
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The next time your boss asks you to start your presentation with a joke...

...attach your payslip on the first slide.
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