Did you hear about the guy who couldn't pay back his exorcism loan

He got repossessed

A farmer goes to the bank for a loan

He needs money to lay in his annual crop of peanuts. Times have been hard and he’s hopeful the bank will lend him the funds to buy seed and hopefully he can get a good crop.

The banker apologises and explains that, although many farmers have asked, peanuts crops have been so poor that the ban...

Temel owes a lot of money to the local shops

Edit: Temel is a fictional character in Turkish jokes. Hope you like.

Temel owes a lot of money to the local shops. One day he wins the lottery and the locals wait for him to pay back what he owes – and maybe more. However three months down the line, Temel still hasn’t paid anything so the sh...

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Nostalgia.

On their 50th anniversary an old couple decided to spend the night in the same room where they had their first night....

Nostalgically the old man says:
Huun.. you remember how I cut my finger and spread blood on the bed sheet to make everyone believe that you were a virgin on our first ni...

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