Took my new girlfriend out......

...... to a restaurant last night,at the end of the evening I asked the waiter for the bill.
My girlfriend said, "Go Dutch."
I said, "Mag ik dan de rekening alstublieft?"

Lunch

Me and the girlfriend went out for lunch today. Money is a bit tight so after the meal she said "lets go Dutch". I said "Fook that lets go Greek" and we both legged it

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