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Pastas Jokes

My wife divororced me because she caught me groping pasta

Since she left, I've been feeling cannelloni.

What do you call jail for murderous pastas?

The state pennetentiary

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

[NSFW] Anal virginity reminds me of leftover pasta

squishy and delicious, but soon forgotten

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