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Lasagne Jokes

What's the difference between two full time employees in America and a lasagne?

A Lasagne can feed a family of four.

Lasagne is the GILF of foods...

...It's got culture and good taste, but down below its just a sloppy cheesy mess.

I make a mean lasagne.

It's quite average

I had some lasagne in the freezer that I planned on eating but I realized it was locked

And I had gnocchi

After dinner I started to pack the dirty dishes into the dishwasher, when it suddenly started talking!

In a really dejected, pitiful voice it told me, "Don't bother pal, I'm useless. I'll never get that crusty lasagne off that pan. I'm terrible. The glassware will all have water spots by the time I'm done. I'm the worst appliance in this house!!"

I said, "What's wrong with you?!"

"Nothi...

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