NSFW (Best if delivered in an eccentric Italian accent with all the gestures)
So this old Italian man has 3 sons, 2 of them quite fat and 1 skinny.
He asks his first son "a-Mario! Why you-a so fat?" Mario says "oh but-a papa, I like-a the linguini!" His papa say "but-a Mario! You take...
This one was from my daughter after dinner.
What did the linguini say to the spaghetti squash?
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As the limousine stops, twenty beautiful models step out
followed by this very well dressed man carrying a rooster. They enter the restaurant, and sit at the large reserved table. When the waiter arrives, the man orders: "I would like to start with some Beluga caviar for me and the ladies, and triple portion for the rooster. Then we will proceed to have l...