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Partied Jokes

I partied with lithium tantalum fluoride

it was LiTaF

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4 Friends missed their final for Chemistry because they partied too hard.

Four friends in college taking chem were so confident going into the final that the weekend before finals week (even though the Chem final was on Monday), they decided to go up to UVirginia and party with some friends up there. So they did this and had a great time. However, with their hangovers and...

Last night I partied like Anakin Skywalker.

I killed a dozen Yuengling.

I bought Prince's greatest hits the other day for £20.

But I partied like it was £19.99

Jack partied hard with his friends...

Jack partied hard with his friends. It was late and they all passed out. Next morning he went home to a very angry wife. She asked him where did he sleep. He said "At my friend's house.."

So she called 10 of his closest friends.

7 of them assured he slept in their houses.

2 swor...

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Four college students partied hard one night.....

...and woke up late the next day, the day of their finals, so they went to their principal and apologized saying they visited an orphanage and on their way back their car's tire got punctured and they had to push it all the way back home......

The principal thought of giving them a second cha...

Partied so hard last night I spilled Kool-Aide on my cocaine

Punchline

Four freshman partied too hard during a music festival and unable to make it back for their final exam the next day

As they drove back to the college, they tried to think of a good excuse. Finally, they agreed to the same story: a tire was blown in the middle of nowhere at mid night so they were stuck. They each sent the professor an email asking to retake the exam and gave the excuse. The understanding professor...

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