A man is about to go to a stag party with his friends.
Before he heads off, his girlfriend of 3 years tells him "You've had a history of getting stupidly drunk and leaving me to babysit you every time you come back on nights out like these. If you come back to our house drunk like that tonight, we're through."
The man agrees with her, and heads o...
How do you know if you're at a bulimic stag party?
The cake jumps out the girl.
I found fifty bucks inside a liquor store
They were just shopping for a stag party.
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A man is getting married in a week.
He decides he wants to have his stag party while playing a round of golf. After a couple of holes, the man gets his in the genitalia by a rogue golf ball. Wanting to make sure everything is OK, he goes to a doctor. He asks the doctor, "I'm getting married in a week and my fiance is a virgin. Wil...
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