She brought him a little cup of "tea" which was just water, of course. After several cups of tea , her Mom came home, Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, "Just the cutest thing!" Mom waited, and sure enough, here she come down the...
My Son’s Class Did a Play for the Boston Tea Party.
His teacher told him he would be the tea that was thrown in the harbor. She said he could pick to be any type of tea he’d like. He got so upset that he started running around the class throwing things. I guess he chose to be not tea.
Why should you always bring your own cup to a spy's tea party?
Their cups are always chipped.
Tsunami invited Cyclone,Earthquake,and Drought to a tea party.
No one came.
Tsunami had a silent tea.
A little girl is having a tea party with her teddy bear.... "Would you like anything to eat Mr. Bear?"
The bear responds:"No, I'm stuffed."
The Tea Party
Mom went shopping, leaving Dad in charge of their daughter. Suzie was about 18 months old and loved playing with her new tea set. Dad was engrossed in the evening news when Suzie brought him a little cup of 'tea' (really just plain water).
He praised her good 'cooking,' so she brought him...
What did the colonist say at the Boston Tea Party?
The price is too steep!
During the revolutionary war, a foreign scientist published a paper discussing the environmental effects of the boston tea party.
Unfortunately the scientist did not understand the number system used by the americas at the time and tried to wing it.
People to this day talk about the base 10 massacre.
A dad was staying home with his 3 year old daughter while his wife was away to see family. The daughter, having recently gotten a tea set for her birthday, found it enjoyable to 'make tea' for her father. The tea being water. Each day the little girl would bring her father his 'tea' while he watched...
A CEO, a union worker and a tea party member sit down at a table ...
The union worker sets out a dozen cookies he baked. The CEO grabs them all and tells the tea partier that the union member stole his cookie.
My daughter wanted to have a Disney princess tea party.
I couldn't find the tea or the dresses, so I settled for Taco Belle.
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A lady, a guy and a lad and their love
There was this guy, mid to late twenties, black hair, just average next door type of guy. He's a honest worker who worked his way up in his job and makes a decent living for a man of his age. When he was a kid he was not extremely sharp and people would make fun of his stupidity. But he didn't care ...
There is a man drowning 100 feet from shore and is crying for help.......
A Democrat shows up and throws him 200 feet of rope. The excess rope weighs the victim down and he drowns.
A Republican shows up and throws out 50 feet of rope and demands that the victim take some responsibility for himself and swim to the rope. He can’t and drowns.
A libertarian show...