A little 3-year-old girl was playing with her miniature tea set. Her father was in the living room and her mother was out shopping.
The little girl came out to the living room and offered her father a cup of tea, which was in fact just water. He thought this was really cute, so she did it sev...
The Tea Party
Mom went shopping, leaving Dad in charge of their daughter. Suzie was about 18 months old and loved playing with her new tea set. Dad was engrossed in the evening news when Suzie brought him a little cup of 'tea' (really just plain water).
He praised her good 'cooking,' so she brought him...
What did the colonist say at the Boston Tea Party?
The price is too steep!
A little girl is having a tea party with her teddy bear.... "Would you like anything to eat Mr. Bear?"
The bear responds:"No, I'm stuffed."
During the revolutionary war, a foreign scientist published a paper discussing the environmental effects of the boston tea party.
Unfortunately the scientist did not understand the number system used by the americas at the time and tried to wing it.
People to this day talk about the base 10 massacre.
A dad was staying home with his 3 year old daughter while his wife was away to see family. The daughter, having recently gotten a tea set for her birthday, found it enjoyable to 'make tea' for her father. The tea being water. Each day the little girl would bring her father his 'tea' while he watched...
A CEO, a union worker and a tea party member sit down at a table ...
The union worker sets out a dozen cookies he baked. The CEO grabs them all and tells the tea partier that the union member stole his cookie.
My daughter wanted to have a Disney princess tea party.
I couldn't find the tea or the dresses, so I settled for Taco Belle.
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So in school we learned about how you don't give tea to people who don't want tea or are unable to drink it and tea stood in for sex
So what the hell was the Boston Tea Party?
There is a man drowning 100 feet from shore and is crying for help.......
A Democrat shows up and throws him 200 feet of rope. The excess rope weighs the victim down and he drowns.
A Republican shows up and throws out 50 feet of rope and demands that the victim take some responsibility for himself and swim to the rope. He can’t and drowns.
A libertarian show...