I made a clock. The big hand is a butcher's knife, the small hand is a paring knife, and the clock face is a sharpening stone.
There's never a dull moment.
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A man walks into the produce section of a grocery store
He stares longingly at the apples for several minutes before letting out a long sigh, grabbing a pear, and trudging to the checkout. He sits in the parking lot, takes out a paring knife, and unenthusiastically slices up and eats the fruit. He carefully wipes the knife clean with his handkerchief, di...