Why are women so bad at parallel parking?

Because they're constantly being lied to about what six inches looks like.

What's the worst part of parallel parking?

The witnesses.

Why are women so bad at parallel parking?

Because men have been trying to convince them that 3 inches is 6 inches since the beginning of time.

Parallel Parking

They say that the worst problem with parallel parking is the witnesses.

But if you are really bad at it, you can eliminate that problem.

I love parallel parking

It’s the only time my wife ever tells me I’m in too deep.

Why did the valet hate being in an alternate universe?

Because it was all parallel parking!

A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him.

"I have some good news and some bad news," says the surgeon.
"The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!" Oh God no!" cries the man "My golfing is over!
Please Doc, what's the good news?"
"The good news is, I have another one to replace it with, but it's a woman's arm
and I'll...

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Why did the father of 12 fail his driving test?

It was the parallel parking...he could get in but he wasn't able to pull out properly

My car is so fast that it smacked into a bug and killed it...

While I was parallel parking.

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