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What is the worst thing about parallel parking?

The witnesses.

Why are women so bad at parallel parking?

Because they're constantly being lied to about what six inches looks like.

Parallel Parking

They say that the worst problem with parallel parking is the witnesses.

But if you are really bad at it, you can eliminate that problem.

I love parallel parking

It’s the only time my wife ever tells me I’m in too deep.

Why are women so bad at parallel parking?

Because men have been trying to convince them that 3 inches is 6 inches since the beginning of time.

What would you call Spider-man if he was a Greek who was into free running, had a debilitating disease and was backing up two cars?

Pita Parkour Parker with Parkinson’s parallel parking a Pontiac pulling a pick up truck.

What would you call Spider-man if he was a Greek who was into free running, had a debilitating disease and was backing up two cars, while making rice?

Uncle Ben

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Why did the father of 12 fail his driving test?

It was the parallel parking...he could get in but he wasn't able to pull out properly

My car is so fast that it smacked into a bug and killed it...

While I was parallel parking.

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