I'm like a classic Mercedes Benz...

I depreciate much more rapidly than what's available nowadays, and I become more expensive to fix with time.

What does the car say to its new owner as they drive off the lot?

Thank you. I depreciate it.

I’d tell you some tax jokes.

But I doubt you’d depreciate it.

manager told me this one at dinner last weekend

Working in the field of engineering, things can get pretty dull...so here it goes.

There once was a man, lets call him John, who applied for a position at Tyco to manufacture Tickle-me Elmos. He figured he would make the cut as he knew the hiring manager. John landed the job and was told he'd...

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