I depreciate much more rapidly than what's available nowadays, and I become more expensive to fix with time.
What does the car say to its new owner as they drive off the lot?
Thank you. I depreciate it.
I’d tell you some tax jokes.
But I doubt you’d depreciate it.
manager told me this one at dinner last weekend
Working in the field of engineering, things can get pretty dull...so here it goes.
There once was a man, lets call him John, who applied for a position at Tyco to manufacture Tickle-me Elmos. He figured he would make the cut as he knew the hiring manager. John landed the job and was told he'd...