what do would happen if pigs could fly?

idk but the price of bacon would Skyrocket

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Enrollment in the Penis Club has skyrocketed.

So many members!

The productivity all around the world skyrocketed...

...then the Reddit maintenance came to an end.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A Man Comes Home To His Apartment To Find His Wife In Bed, Naked

Now, he's already suspected her of cheating for some time, and coming home to see his wife naked in her bed set him off like a bull.

"WHERE IS THAT FUCKER!!!!" He shouts at her, wildly scrambling around the room, looking in every hiding spot his mind can think of.

He suddenly runs out ...

Did you hear about the new shipping company merger?

COVID has skyrocketed the demand for delivery services, causing an unforeseen merger in the works. To ensure the people get the best package delivery and express service, UPS and FedEx are joining forces...and they are calling themselves FedUp (:


(My dad made this joke up a long time ago...

Fireworks have been really popular in 2020.

Sales have skyrocketed.

Imagine if there were a pill you could take that let you fly, but the side effects gave you cancer

Cancer cases would skyrocket

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I put a “Honk if you think I’m sexy” bumper sticker on my car.

My self confidence is skyrocketing!

A *TON* of people think I’m sexy at this green light right now....

Do you think Amy Schumer knows about this community?

Her career could skyrocket if she discovered us.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Five friends were sitting around, debating which Pixar movie is the greatest

After a few hours of debate, no one was willing to concede, and it was decided that a vote must be held. Unfortunately, with so few friends present, it was clear that they would need to bring the vote to the greater public. The group decided that each friend would make a plea to the subreddit of the...

IBM should change their name to ICBM

Their sales would skyrocket

Man, I really want a Tesla Roadster...

But the price keeps skyrocketing!

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A young comedian wanted to make himself famous, so he covered the interior of his house with Jokes

He wrote down every joke he ever knew on a paper each and taped them to everything in his house: the floor, the walls, the couch....etc.

However there was one joke which he thought was lame, so he threw it away somewhere in his house and forgot about it.

The Comedian started inviting s...

A kid is flunking a public school, so his parents move him to a private school

All the sudden inthe private school his grades skyrocket up to A's. Then one night at the dinner table his parents ask,
"Why were you doing so bad in a
public school, and when we switched you to a
private school you did good?" The kid says,
"because I knew they were serious about sch...

NASA should tell the US government they found oil on Mars

And then watch the funding skyrocket

I'm not sure if the US should build a space force

The costs would skyrocket

Have you ever wondered what happened to the value of elon musk's tesla after it went into space?

It skyrocketed!

The new Space Force is going to cost the government billions in unforeseen expenses.

The military housing allowance will skyrocket because the cost of living in space is astronomical.

Elon Musk's Car Insurance

must have skyrocketed today

Elon musk has been the talk of the town lately

News of his Tesla Roadster has skyrocketed

In the 1900s an English town had fallen on really hard times

For decades its primary industry had been its textile mills, but now the mills were all closed and unemployment was at an all-time high.

Desperate, the town's mayor looked frantically around for other industries to bring to his town. He found that there was a man in Germany who waslooking fo...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A man wants to invent a musical instrument.

He works day and night tinkering until it is finally done. He is filled with joy and when he begins to play it he hears a light 'dink' sound from the instrument. The man is impressed with his work and tries to come up with a name for his creation. 'I know! I will call it the Doowop™.' He chooses thi...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.