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Skyrocket Jokes

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Enrollment in the Penis Club has skyrocketed.

So many members!

The productivity all around the world skyrocketed...

...then the Reddit maintenance came to an end.

Man, I really want a Tesla Roadster...

But the price keeps skyrocketing!

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I put a “Honk if you think I’m sexy” bumper sticker on my car.

My self confidence is skyrocketing!

A *TON* of people think I’m sexy at this green light right now....

what do would happen if pigs could fly?

idk but the price of bacon would Skyrocket

IBM should change their name to ICBM

Their sales would skyrocket

Do you think Amy Schumer knows about this community?

Her career could skyrocket if she discovered us.

Imagine if there were a pill you could take that let you fly, but the side effects gave you cancer

Cancer cases would skyrocket

Due to the viral outbreak, a high school prom goes into mandatory lock-down.

QuaranTeen-Pregnancy rates skyrocket.

Fireworks have been really popular in 2020.

Sales have skyrocketed.

NASA should tell the US government they found oil on Mars

And then watch the funding skyrocket

I'm not sure if the US should build a space force

The costs would skyrocket

Did you hear about the new shipping company merger?

COVID has skyrocketed the demand for delivery services, causing an unforeseen merger in the works. To ensure the people get the best package delivery and express service, UPS and FedEx are joining forces...and they are calling themselves FedUp (:


(My dad made this joke up a long time ago...

A kid is flunking a public school, so his parents move him to a private school

All the sudden inthe private school his grades skyrocket up to A's. Then one night at the dinner table his parents ask,
"Why were you doing so bad in a
public school, and when we switched you to a
private school you did good?" The kid says,
"because I knew they were serious about sch...

Have you ever wondered what happened to the value of elon musk's tesla after it went into space?

It skyrocketed!

Elon Musk's Car Insurance

must have skyrocketed today

Elon musk has been the talk of the town lately

News of his Tesla Roadster has skyrocketed

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Five friends were sitting around, debating which Pixar movie is the greatest

After a few hours of debate, no one was willing to concede, and it was decided that a vote must be held. Unfortunately, with so few friends present, it was clear that they would need to bring the vote to the greater public. The group decided that each friend would make a plea to the subreddit of the...

In the 1900s an English town had fallen on really hard times

For decades its primary industry had been its textile mills, but now the mills were all closed and unemployment was at an all-time high.

Desperate, the town's mayor looked frantically around for other industries to bring to his town. He found that there was a man in Germany who waslooking fo...

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A young comedian wanted to make himself famous, so he covered the interior of his house with Jokes

He wrote down every joke he ever knew on a paper each and taped them to everything in his house: the floor, the walls, the couch....etc.

However there was one joke which he thought was lame, so he threw it away somewhere in his house and forgot about it.

The Comedian started inviting s...

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