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The circus is in town. Main act is a magician and his crocodile...

As he enters the stage, the crowd is silent of anticipation for the famous trick he is about to perform.

The great magician squeezes the eyes of the crocodile, which opens its mouth, he drops his pants and parades his mighty member in front of the applauding crowd. He stands before the animal...

A man buys new shoes

And wants to show them to his wife. He gets naked, with the exception of his shoes, and parades out in front of her. "And? Notice something?"

"Nope", she says, "It's hanging like it always is".

"Well", the man says, "it's just admiring my new shoes!"

She turns around in bed, "ne...

Why should you always bring money to LBGT pride parades?

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A man going to Vancouver...

A man going to Vancouver passes through a small town and hears the clanging of gongs, the crack-crack-crack of firecrackers, and the loud weeping of hired mourners.

A fancy funeral parades by, with waving flags and banners and people tossing spirit money all around. The costly fuss is clearly...

How many gears does a french tank have?

6 reverse and 1 for parades

My favorite French Army Jokes

**Why do French tanks have rear view mirrors?**

To see the battle

**Why do French tanks have 6 gears?**

5 for reverse, 1 for forward during parades

**Why do French boats have glass bottoms?**

So they can see the rest of their boats

**Why don't cr...

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Why did god give Marines one more IQ point than he gave to horses.

So they won't shit during parades.

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