Billy was the first person in his small town to go to college.
After he’d been there a few weeks, he lost all his money at a fraternity card game. He thought about his options and had an idea.
His father had just written him to ask how things were going. Billy wrote back and said, “Dad, you won’t BELIEVE what they can do at this school! They can teach...
It was the annual homecoming dance at the local high school gym. Most of the young folk were out on the dance floor but a few young men and women lined the sides of the gym, hoping for a dance partner to ask them out onto the dance floor. After waiting anxiously for quite a while, a rather awkward f...
How do they determine the homecoming queen and valedictorian in Alabama high schools?
The homecoming queen is the girl with the most teeth, and the valedictorian is the person who could count them all.
There is terrible accident in ISS, leaving only one American astronaut alive. All the communications are dead, but he has lots of food, water and oxygen to survive. Finally after two years he is able manufacture escape pod and lands in rural Texas.
He makes his way to closest town and ent...
Spiderman 1: Homecoming, Spiderman 2: Far from Home
Spiderman 3: Homeless
The homecoming dance
A somewhat socially awkward lad asked a girl he liked to the homecoming dance, and she said yes.
The boy asked his dad for advice, and his dad gave him several tips: get her a nice corsage that matches your boutonniere, show up 10 minutes early to pick her up and speak pleasantly and respect...
Are you going to be at homecoming?
Because I'm going to be at homecoming.
Guess who missed Spiderman Homecoming?
My Homecoming Dance
I was at my homecoming dance when I noticed a kid in the corner looking miserable. Feeling bad, I went over there and asked him what was wrong? He responded that no one would ever want to dance with him because of his wooden eye.
Upon hearing this, I made it my mission to find the boy a d...
Its the homecoming dance, and so far the gym is split between boys and girls.
Several minutes pass until the boys start talking to the girls and asking them to dance. One after another the girls get asked to. All but one remains. Nobody has asked her out due to her fake wooden eye that she has.
Then suddenly, one boy realizes her sitting alone and wishes she was havin...
Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming?
because he had no body to go with
A guy walks up to the DJ at a high school homecoming
(Shouting over the loud bass)"Do you take requests?" "Sure" "Please stop"
A man stumbles up the driveway to his house at 6 in the morning, barely able to stand on his feet. He manages to reach the door but finds it locked and then proceeds to knock.
knock, knock, knock....
After a while his wife comes and opens the door, in a less than a pleased mood. ...
It's a long one so please bare with me...
Homecoming is coming up soon, and a boy has been meaning to ask his crush to go with him, but has been pushing it back because of fear. He wants to go with her so finally, at the end of the day he builds up the courage to ask her. He approaches her standing in front of her locker and asks her the q...
Two friends, Tom and Dave, were discussing about the new Spider-man movie...
Dave: “Did u hear that Peter Parker gets arrested in the Netherlands in Spider-man Homecoming?”
Tom: “Really, I thought he got arrested in Australia!”
Dave: “No, Tom, Holland!”