Today my wife gave birth to our son and unfortunately he was born with a very rare skin condition.
My wife told me it is called a “pre-natal sun burn”. Apparently it can be caused by too much time in tanning beds or long exposure to the sun on the beach.
Essentially all it does is dye the pigments of the child’s skin dark brown but he shouldn’t feel any pain.
She told me that there...
John started working in a color pigment company...
John started working in a color pigment company which specialises in mixing and editing different color pigments according to their customers's demands. Once the color pigments were done, they would be mailed out to the customers with a detailed note commenting on the properties of the produced colo...
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I told my therapist that I was seeing strange colours.
He told me they were just pigments of my imagination.
Why do technicolor pigs have great breath?
Because the have a lot of pigments.