There once was a man named Ulf, and he was the meanest Viking in all the land.
Time after time he proved his temperament, and so obnoxious was he that the world knew him as Rude Ulf.
Despite his prowess, the village soon found him unbearable, and even his mother had not a kind thing to say.
Amidst pleas and cries for Rude Ulf’s exile, the chief gave him an ultima...
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A young lady walks into a pet store to buy a parrot
The guy behind the counter says that he only has one and that it's a real smart-ass, with a vulgar vocabulary and a rude temperament.
The woman says that's OK I know how to handle assholes like that, I want the parrot anyway.
So the woman gets the bird home, puts it in her room, and st...
Sherlock Irritates Watson
A confirmed bachelor, Sherlock Holmes did not have a lack of admirers willing to satisfy all his carnal needs, but yet he chose to be single, which irritated Watson to no end. As a sidekick, Watson did not get to enjoy the constant fawning of young nubile flesh willing to submit to his every wish. O...