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Impressionist Jokes

My ex girlfriend is a really good impressionist

She does everyone

I met a famous French impressionist once

but I can't remember who it was. He must have not made much of an impression.

Batman impressionist

Do you want to hear a really good Batman impression?"

"Go on then"

"NOT THE KRYPTONITE!"

"That's Superman"

"Thanks, I've been practicing."

When I get rich I’ll start to collect French impressionist art.

I’ll put my Monet where my mouth is.

The world’s worst impressionist walks into a bar.

The bartender says, “Why the wrong face?”

My last girlfriend was a promiscuous impressionist.

She did everybody.

My sister is trying to become an impressionist but she’s really bad at it.

I asked her to do a Luke Skywalker impersonation and she just said “NOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIPLE!”

A man spent millions on an impressionist painting then ate it...

He put his Monet where his mouth is.

Congrats to the National Gallery on receiving a substantial donation of French Impressionist and Eastern European artwork.

Which is to say ... they're getting Monet for nothing and the Czechs for free.

A man went to an art museum

And, as fate would have it, he happened to be in the Impressionist gallery when an earthquake struck. The walls began to shake, and, instinctively, he stuck out his limbs to try to secure himself. When the dust had settled, he found himself stepping on a painting of several dancers, which was precar...

Several years ago, a group of artistic polymaths decided to mathematically represent different styles of painting.

Several years ago, a group of artistic polymaths decided to mathematically represent different styles of painting.

Each of the polymaths was a leading figure in a different field of mathematics, and each pursued and studied a different style of painting. Together, they decided that if they co...

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