Why don’t night owls ever cry at funerals?

They just aren’t mourning people

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What do you call people who observe owls reproducing?

A hornithologist.

Owls: I do not know What, Where, When, or Why

I only know who

Imagine how happy barn owls were ....

when people finally started making barns.

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Two owls siting on a tree branch during a quiet night.

One if them suddenly says: "hoooo hoooooooo"

The other one turns and replies: "Fuck you Garry, you scared the shit out of me. "

You want to know the worst thing about owls?

It's the way they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.

It's dark, gloomy with a slight bit of fog. The little girl grips the man's hand tightly as an owls hoot echoed through the rustling trees...

"I'm scared" said the little girl.

"You're scared?!" Said the man. "At least you don't have to walk back alone!"

The Inca people were one of the few who ever mastered hunting with owls, much like traditional falconry.

Legend says they learned calls to communicate with the intelligent birds, even to the point of planning attack strategies ahead of time.

And that's where we get the term Inca-hoots.

Little known fact, the mods of /r/Jokes are all actually Peruvian owls…

I think they're Inca hoots…

Why do owls get invited to parties?

Because they’re a HOOT!

I met a girl who used to take care of owls for rich people who had them as pets.

I asked her if she was an ornithologist. She was not. I said, "So you're just like a bird baby sitter?" "Of course not"., she replied.

"I'm a Hootenanny."

You may know that baby owls are called "owlets", but did you know where they come from?

The owlet mall.

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Me: I’m terrified of owls

Therapist: Who?

Me: *Screams*

Where do owls go to buy their young baby clothes?

At the owlet malls

Where are owls that commit crimes sent as punishment?

Owlcatraz

Why do night owls enjoy breakups?

There ain't no sunshine when she's gone.

Why did the Aztec owl not know what the other two owls were saying to each other?

They were Inca hoots

I'm out bird watching with Sinead O'Connor....

so far it´s been 7 owls and 15 jays.

I don't care how great owls are

I'm not throwing some stupid party over a superb owl.

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