Owls Jokes - 28 Hilarious Owls Jokes

I just learned that Peruvian Owls always hunt in pairs..

It's because they are Inca hoots.

Why do owls make the most fun babysitters?

They're a hootin' nanny.

Why don't owls mate during storms?

Because it's too wet to woo

An owl gets thirsty

An owl gets thirsty during his evening flight. He spots a group of 13 male owls hanging out in a tree and approaches them.

"Hey, I'm thirsty", he hoots, "Know any good bars around here to get a drink?"

"No", they hoot back, "But we're thirsty too. We'll go searching for a place to drin...

Why did Kim Jong Un kill all the owls in North Korea?

Because they all kept repeating "Coup, Coup."

The Inca people were one of the few who ever mastered hunting with owls, much like traditional falconry.

Legend says they learned calls to communicate with the intelligent birds, even to the point of planning attack strategies ahead of time.

And that's where we get the term Inca-hoots.

Imagine how happy barn owls were ....

when people finally started making barns.

You want to know the worst thing about owls?

It's the way they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.

What do you call rowdy things that stick to owls?

Hoo-ligands

Owls: I do not know What, Where, When, or Why

I only know who

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Me: I’m terrified of owls

Therapist: Who?

Me: *Screams*

I always found Owls to be interesting

But I still can't figure out why the whole country is excited about this Superb Owl.

Why do night owls enjoy breakups?

There ain't no sunshine when she's gone.

I don't care how great owls are

I'm not throwing some stupid party over a superb owl.

Where are owls that commit crimes sent as punishment?

Owlcatraz

How long do owls live?

Six and a half books.

Where do owls go to buy their young baby clothes?

At the owlet malls

Why shouldn't you trust fake owls?

Because they tell you false-hoots

WHY DONT OWLS GO TO VEGAN RESTAURANTS?

BECAUSE THEY'RE GLHOOTEN-FREE!

Why did the Aztec owl not know what the other two owls were saying to each other?

They were Inca hoots

I didn't know owls were religious

Until someone told me they were a bird of pray

Two owls sat on a branch

One said to the other "i got married the other day" to which the second replies, "You twit, to who?"

What's an owl's favorite rock band?

Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game.

Knock knock

Who's there?
Owls. Owls who?
They certainly do

Did you hear about the crows and the owls?

They're in caw-hoots.

You may know that baby owls are called "owlets", but did you know where they come from?

The owlet mall.

Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo

I met a girl who used to take care of owls for rich people who had them as pets.

I asked her if she was an ornithologist. She was not. I said, "So you're just like a bird baby sitter?" "Of course not"., she replied.

"I'm a Hootenanny."

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