Why can't you breed a bird of prey with an eel?

Because it's eeleagle.

I went to my backyard and saw a bird of prey eating avocado toast.

It was a millennial falcon.

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Two pilots are on a routine flight.

One is a Caucasian man with over 22 years of experience as a pilot. His co-pilot is a Iranian-American man who started the job just 2 months ago. This was the first time the two have flown together, so small talk is very little.

The white guy decides to break the ice. "So, you know anything a...

What happened after the bird of prey ate itโ€™s child?

It was filled with egret.

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What is the bird of peace?

Dove.


What is the bird of prey?
Eagle

What is the bird of oral sex?
Swallow

An owl and a squirrel are in a tree watching a farmer go by

The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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