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I saw a bird of prey having a shit in the woods

It looked at me and told me to fuck off.
I think it had irritable owl syndrome.

Why can't you breed a bird of prey with an eel?

Because it's eeleagle.

I went to my backyard and saw a bird of prey eating avocado toast.

It was a millennial falcon.

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Two pilots are on a routine flight.

One is a Caucasian man with over 22 years of experience as a pilot. His co-pilot is a Iranian-American man who started the job just 2 months ago. This was the first time the two have flown together, so small talk is very little.

The white guy decides to break the ice. "So, you know anything a...

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What is the bird of peace?

Dove.


What is the bird of prey?
Eagle

What is the bird of oral sex?
Swallow

An owl and a mouse are sitting on a branch when a farmer walks by below.

The owl turns to the mouse and says nothing. Because owls can't speak. The owl then eats the mouse because it's a bird of prey.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting on a tree branch, watching a farmer plow his field...

The owl looks at the squirrel, and doesn't say anything, because owls don't talk.
Then the owl eats the squirrel, because he's a bird of prey.

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