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My wife suggested we go to a fancy dress party dressed as partridges.

Well I'm game if she is.

Santa played a round of golf on Christmas day to relax and hit a birdie....

It was a partridge on a par 3.

Our band always gets announced last at every event we preform at, no matter where we are in the show...

Probably should not have chosen Partridge in a Pear Tree as our band name.
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